Over here we are on Christmas break. This means that I stay awake until one in the morning finishing the latest book I have been reading and then waking up to boys staring at me saying something like, "Can you make us waffles again this morning?" at a time in the morning that I wished they would be awake at for a school week but never are.
I am a wee bit tired this week.
But the waffles I have been making? Awesome! Except that they call for egg whites and I don't have hand mixer and have you ever tried to get stiff egg whites without a beater?
Mine are sloppy at best.
Which begs to wonder...how awesome would those waffles be if I made them with a hand mixer?
Pretty amazingly awesome, I think.
Because I am determined to tell you about the lego in the oven and did not look on amazon for a hand mixer. That is dedication to a post, let me tell you.
S3 really wanted an Easy Bake Oven for Christmas. They only make them in pink and while I had lots of suggestions of getting one and letting him decorate it with duct tape I just could see the duct tape melting and the smell and the mess and yuck. So for Christmas I got him some baking mixes, measuring cups I am even jealous of, measuring spoons, spatula, spoon and an apron.
Then I promptly forgot to get a photo.
Further evidence I am sleepy.
Today he made up some sugar cookies from a box mix. Because sugar cookies are a fine breakfast food on Christmas break when Mama won't make waffles. In his joy at baking he dropped some legos he had been working on onto the table in the kitchen that we use as an island. When he pulled the hot cookie sheet out of the oven and set it on the table, it landed right on the lego.
If a hot pan is put upon a lego, said lego will stick to it.
I do not recall seeing any WARNING ad on the Lego box about this so I thought I would inform you all of this danger. I am just trying my best to keep you safe.
S3 slid the cookie sheet back into the oven with the still suck lego on it and as he went to shut the oven he said, "Um, Mama, there's a lego in the oven."
That has never happened before but now that I think back on it all, I wonder how it never has.
I immediately shut the oven off and stood there for a moment wondering what to do next. Keep in mind I only had a half of cup of coffee in me...which makes me wonder how I ever ended up agreeing to baking cookies with him in the morning if all I had had to drink was half a cup of coffee.
I could see my near future ahead...all the baking and fixing of food I have yet to do for even more Christmas parties we have to attend and all of the food smelling of burnt plastic. It wasn't a pretty picture. Or a good smell.
And then I thought (and I know this will shock you all at my brilliance) "I know! Take it out of the oven!"
So I grabbed a pair of tongs (which the boys call thongs and one day that will not be funny but right now it still is) and pulled the still solid but very mushy blue lego out of the oven.
It slid from the tongs/thongs and fell to the kitchen floor in a melted mess.
But then it was quickly solid enough to just toss in the garbage.
There could have been lots of way to tell you this story. I could have told you the garbage started on fire from the smoldering lego. The lego burst into flames when I pulled it out of the oven. Lots of drama.
But none of that happened. S3 just put the cookies back in the oven, turned it on and we waited for the smell too good to just be box mix sugar cookies to finish baking.
Then all the boys went outside to snow board down our itty bitty hill on our light covering of snow so I blogged you this story. With only one cup of coffee in my system.
Welcome to our Christmas break.
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